No Love Life

Author: blackhaloinc

Date: August 18, 2003

by blackhaloinc
8-18-03
Even Black Halo Inc's fearless leader has problems...
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack?
Well I don't know what happened between me and her. All of a sudden she tells me she has a fucking boyfriend. We've been going out for three months already and this comes up out of nowhere!
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack?
Well, nothing really. There's nothing that I can do about it, Bill. At least she didn't fucking rob me and cheat on me like my ex-wife did. Shit I think I'm gonna give up for a while.
Oh how the mighty have fallen...
Well, there is the Sony Aibo robot that I haven't opened up yet. Lets see how that works out for awhile. For $1500, it better fucking love me...