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Five years from now,.. Wal-Mart and Bill Gates and Disney rule the world..
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| Welcome to Wal-Mart. We don't sell anything that our Lord God doesn't approve of. | |
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| We censor the music,.. and only carry the highest selling albums. | |
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latest Wal-Mart news: Just Banned- unChristian books, unChristian music, all other non-conformist items.... more info later.....
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| Maxim and Cosmopolitian are too sexy to sell. The frigid hags of America told us not to sell them. Frigid hags are the voice of God. | |
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| Our supercenters have Police substations in them along with McDonalds so that our dystopian vision is nearly complete. Tremble before the marching boots of the store detectives staring you down. | |
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This just in... Wal-Mart has sent in reinforcement troops to the few remaining cities in America where non Wal-Mart registered (non-citizens) are attempting to resist the will of God's discount store.
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| Our policy is to wipe out all other retail chains and independant business. But we are the holy discount store God has appointed to sell you things. Choice is not yours. | |
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| Submit to Big Brother, the triune corporation of Microsoft, Wal-Mart, and Disney. | |
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