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| Another spree of school violence today as disgruntled youths known as the "Trenchcoat Mafia" killed hundreds of students, teachers, and police. | |
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| The cause is obviously all forms of youth culture. It is unthinkable that these troubled youths could be acting of their own free will. President Bush has ordered all entertainment not suitable...... | |
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| ........for pre-schoolers to be seized, banned, and destroyed to protect the nation from anymore youth brain-washings!! | |
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| Shit. I guess it's up to me to save the nation from maniacal censorship. Mr. President, I'M COMING FOR YOOOUUUU!!!!! | |
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