Good Mourning

Author: bloodysteak

Date: July 3, 2002

by bloodysteak
7-03-02
Yes?
Good morning, ma'am! I'm going door-to-door today to tell people about a very special offer!
For a limited time only, if you sign our petition to save the rainforest, you will receive not only a handy tote-bag, but a free plush poison-arrow frog as well! It's cute!!!
Thanks, but my husband died today.