All comics by blueskies

 

by blueskies
4-09-05
I need your help as a friend...
... sometimes when I'm alone I google myself
You sick fuck

 

by blueskies
4-11-05
General Election 2005: Brian goes canvassing for votes
Sorry to bother you, my name is Brian and I was wondering if I could ask you a few quick questions about your voting intentions?
OK
I'm standing on a platform of reducing class sizes by making the desks smaller. What is the most important issue for you at this election?
I'm really worried about all the plans for defence
If you're so worried about defence, why don't you do something about it with de hammer and de nails?
Fucking squirrel

 

by blueskies
4-11-05
Ahhhh! I be a pirate!
Sometimes when I'm making love I think of you
Ahhhh! I be a pirate!

 

by blueskies
4-12-05
In other news, I sometimes like to ejaculate off the side of tall buildings. For more on this story, lets cross to our reporter on the ground.
I've got something in my eye! Can you help me?
I love you

 

by blueskies
4-12-05
Tyler still coudn't work out why anyone would want to spray paint the top of his head
HEY. HOW YOU DOING? TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
Whilst making love, I often chew on some nuts
LOOK BEHIND YOU
They banned me in Switzerland

 

by blueskies
4-13-05
WE'RE TRAPPED IN THIS ROOM
This is a picture of my lastest orgasm
It's OK now

 

by blueskies
4-13-05
Roger is using his PC
I'm having trouble with my login
I might be able to help
Hello old chap. My mate needs to borrow your axe.
No worries. I'll even take it myself.
I heard you really needed an axe.
Yeah, thats right. I was having trouble with my logging.

 

by blueskies
4-13-05
Hi! I'm a bright young thing. Sorry to bother you. I was wondering if I could just ask you a few quick questions about your voting intentions.
Sod off! I've had enough of you political types. Leave me alone and let me get back to harming innocents and dismembering live chickens.
At this election we face a real choice. Is there an issue which is important to you?
This guy just doesn't get it
Have you had a chance to look over our manifesto?
I have only had a chance to look over your vital organs.

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