boddekker  

...so my old rooster left to become the emblem on the new French flag.

And that's when you hired Cthulhu to be your new rooster?

That's right.

And when he wouldn't leave...

My daughter hired a mask-wearing axe murderer to take him out.

If I'd taken that bribe from the Corleone family, I could be in the Bahamas right now...