I was standing in my office, throwing things at other things. Then she walked in. She had legs that would make a man say: "Oooh, look at those legs!" And her breasts were quite perky. I wanted to....
What are you doing?
I then realized that I was narrating out-loud again. I shut up immediatly. How may I help you, miss?
Well, I need you to help me find....
I stopped listening because I'm not even a real detective. I snuck in here because I was chasing a squirrel. Oooh, there he is now!
