Did you ever think that Dr. Mario pops some of the pills when people aren't looking?
I doubt it.
Why? Look at all those magic mushrooms he takes. Why is it so hard to believe?
Because he's not a real person. He's a friggin' video game!
I also have reason to believe that he's not even a real doctor. I've never seen any proof that he went to medical school. Impersonating a doctor is a serious offense and he will pay dearly for it.
