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Kajun Firefly once ate 27 uncooked hotdogs for a nickle.

Kajun Firefly still believes in Santa.

Kajun Firefly was arrested for grinding his crotch against homeless people as they slept.

Kajun Firefly used to mail people his toe nail clippings to strangers.

When Kajun Firefly was born, the doctor spanked him, then he crawled into the doctor's mouth and ate him from the inside.

Kajun Firefly used to wear a helmet to keep gremlins from eating his brain.