biped: biped discovered that while watching Howard the Duck on mute and playing a Barenaked Ladies album, it totally dubs in.
BigFrank105: BigFrank105 was invited to a party and went crazy with rage when he found out there were no crab cakes being served.
PhreakyChinchilla: PhreakyChinchilla had a crush on Jason Alexander, and when she told her friends, they beat her to the brink of death with wiffle bats.