The mad kangaroo holds Santa hostage at his work-shop
Who are you really?
You wan't to know, tubby? FINE! I'll tell you.
I was once a well known holiday figure many years ago. I was the mascot for chanaka. I was known as Kuddles the chanaka kangaroo.
But ever since you dragged your fat ass on to the spot light, I just drifted away and people forgot about me. But now I have come back FOR YOU! If you're out of the picture I could make a come back!
