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The Perils of Flattery

by boloboffin
9-09-06


	Welcome back to "The Universe's Wildest Celebrity Deaths" - accept no substitutes! Today's guest: Don Rickles!


	Thanks, Steve. Long story short: I was crossing the street and got hit by a truck.


	I don't see what's so ironic about that...


	*It was packed full of copies of How to Win Friends and Influence People* being delivered to a local Border's.**


	Plus, I'd spoted xxausrottenxx across the street and was trying to tell him how much I enjoyed that nice, tight ass of his last night.