Some people can be awfully hard to figure out what to get for Christmas, Santa. How do you do it?
That's easy, little Elfcock. When I'm stumped over a gift, I let Abe Vigoda figure it out! Let me give you an example.
Mr. Vigoda, themushroom is a funny guy, but just recently started displaying alarming drama queen tendencies. What should he get for Christmas?
That's easy, Santa. An all-expense- paid weekend at a Rio S&M Palace, where he can work out his victim fantasy behind well insulated walls and a ball gag.
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