Theist's Nightmare

Author: boloboffin

Date: December 29, 2010

by boloboffin
12-29-10
You see, a banana is a perfect example of God's creation. It's shaped perfectly to fit in your hand.
It has a non-slip surface. It tastes great. It peels back easily. It's the perfect shape for the human mouth.
That's amazing. It's just like a penis.
Of course, you can't peel every penis back these days... But you could when God made them!