This is SCN News. I'm Jake Jemima. Michael Jackson was find not guilty on all counts today.
Among other things, Jackson was accused of molesting young boys and giving them wine to drink, which he called "Jesus Juice." We asked the man on the street for reaction.
Father McFeely, what do you think of Michael Jackson being acquitted?
This is great news!
In other news, hundreds off priests stormed the headquarters of Sony records today, seeking record contracts and excessive plastic surgery.
Someone's getting fucked up the ass Lord, Kumbayah.
