bonwag  

o/ There lived a certain man in Russia long ago; he was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow o/

o/ Most people looked at him with terror and with fear, but to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear o/

o/ He could preach the bible like a preacher, full of ecstacy and fire o/

o/ but he also was the kind of teacher women would desire o/

o/ Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin is a son ovva bitch. There is a cat that really was gone. o/

Man, this sucks. I wish I really was gone.