One fine day in front of the cameras, following a cricket doping committee ruling
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| I can't believe I've been BANNED. Me? BANNED? It's unthinkable! It's unfair! It's ME, everyone! | |
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| But you admit you took a prohibited drug. | |
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| But it was only a little dieting pill to make me look better for the cameras. I didn't know it was on the BANNED list. | |
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| So, what's your argument? We should feel sorry for you? That the drug shouldn't be on the BANNED list? What? | |
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| Do I look good right now? Am I ripped? | |
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| Well, whatever it was, it certainly isn't performance-enhancing. | |
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