Tightening the belt

Author: boohiss

Date: January 17, 2003

by boohiss
1-17-03
Boohiss meets with his manager at work...
Uh, boohiss, we are tightening the belt around here, due to the economy and our slow business and all...
Right, sure, that make sense.
So, uh, we are going to have to cut your salary in half, take away your PC, and also we need to sell your pants on eBay.
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Do I still get the complimentary kick in the nads every morning though?
Oh, that goes without saying. We aren't THAT heartless.