If I didn't work at McDonalds

Author: boomerang1127

Date: December 21, 2003

by boomerang1127
12-21-03
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Hmm, let's see. I will take a...double bacon cheeseburger with no cheese, extra pickles, no onions or bacon...
....Good thing I get paid by the hour.
...and I want exactly an ounce of ketchup squirted on the left of my burger. The lettuce must go on the right, and...
And your total is...$3.34
On Second thought, I will just have a shake, but make sure you don't put any actual milk in the milkshake just put some chocolate in there, but not TOO much chocolate.