Members of Lowpass, I intend to show that my client is not a donkey, as stated in the menu, but a cow. True, its anatomy is indeterminate, but one thing is certain: Donkeys don't have droopy ears.
Second, "purple cow" resonates with meaning: It is a grape juice & ice cream float. "Purple donkey" is just nonsense, unfit for an artistic vocabulary. We demand that the wording be changed.
The defense calls the plaintiff. Ms. Ungulate, what sound does a jackass make?
EEE-AW! EE-AW!
Objection! Counsel is putting noises in my client's mouth!
