I confess, you have presented me with the most compelling sales pitch I have heard in some time, but it is sadly lacking in specifics. Would it trouble you to elaborate somewhat?
There's not much to elaborate. Res ipsa loquitur. No fine print or hidden catches. Just my pole in your cornhole.
Yes, yes, the banalities are well within my power to understand. What I'm asking is, if you mean to provide this "service," a term I use advisedly, then what consideration do you demand in return?
Ah, the source of our misunderstanding emerges. Allow me to clarify: No consideration is required, and none is expected.
That is a generous offer, though one I am still inclined to decline, for the sake of my general welfare. Unless, of course, my consent is another item that is not required?
Neither required nor expected. I apologize if my original wording did not make these terms quite clear.
