How do I avoid the muss of having sex with my husband, without all the fuss of telling him "no?"
Drown his desires in Granny Kraken's Ole Fashion Rhino Tranq. My natural blend of 11 opiates and alkaloids spells "lights out" for your loathsome Lothario.
But is it safe?
Who gives a damn?
Oh, Granny! You make everything so simple.
That's right. Just shoot the bastard, and down he goes.
