What kind of idiot smokes cigarettes? Don't they know it gives you cancer and heart disease? Plus, think of all the better uses they could put that money to-- not to mention the land!
Plus it pollutes the air! What kind of moron knowingly consumes an unhealthy, annoying, wasteful product for FUN?
May I take your order, please?
Bacon double-cheeseburger. Make it snappy-- my SUV is double-parked.
