Now for traffic: An overturned truck slows you down on the inner loop south of town, and on inbound 66, there's trouble getting by a truck that turned over.
395 North jammed due to a flipped-over truck, and Rolling Road is closed because of a VW full of nuns, which a truck fell over on and crushed.
Overturned trucks! Overturned trucks! It's always nothing but overturned trucks!
And if you're heading to downtown Baltimore, good luck getting past the trainload of hazardous chemicals that derailed and burst into nauseous flames.
