Mr. President, my organization would like to apply for funding under your "faith-based initiatives" so that we can provide outreach to young boys.
Sounds jim-dandy! Tell me more!
We teach boys valuable skills and we keep them off the street. We give them unconditional love and a can-do attitude. We'll throw some Jesus in there if it gets us the Federal bucks.
Say no more, you silver-tongued rascal! Please accept this here big-ass sack of money.
Uncle Dick, what does "NAMBLA" stand for?
Oh shit! Did I forget to purge my Netscape history again?
