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| Today we review "Transporter 2," a testosterone-drenched cornucopia of implausibility. | |
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| I agree. The guy was hot, but c'mon, he crashes his car through cement walls, and it still looks better than my Geo. | |
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| My favorite was the explosion that ripped the chick's clothes off so we could see her fight in her underthings. | |
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| I'd say she got her ass kicked, but she had no ass. What was she supposed to be, Skeletor in ugly lingerie? | |
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| There you have it. "Transporter 2," an insult to the very concept of human intelligence. I give it a big "Thumbs Up!" | |
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| Total waste of time. Nothing but car crashes and an anorexic crack whore with machine guns. Make it two "Two Thumbs Way Up!" | |
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