Hey, kids! Horse-Faced Whore here to talk about wonderful Ohio! Homesick for Louisiana? Just hold the special FlavorCat over your bedspread and squeeze!
Voila: Gumbo, Columbus style!
Ah, the endless, flat beauty of the breathtaking soybean fields. A cute guy behind every tree! And a clear line of sight to the stuff on every porch.
And for night life, a diverse variety of herpes commercials! Because Ohio is rich in sexually-transmitted diseases.
Ohio is a just a car or plane ride away from desirable locations!
