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| Once when I was a walrus I ate a couple of slices of Penguin Poop cake and got so sick that angry toasters shot out of my pee-hole at 7,000 miles per hour. | |
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| Then one of the toasters circled around in some Red Baron maneuver and started firing pop tarts at me. But it was bad because they were Watermelon S'mores flavor and I'm allergic to flavor. | |
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| One of them glanced off my pancreas and made me poop thirty rubber vaginas into the waiting mouth of my Uncle Ned, who was wearing liederhosen. Purple Liederhosen. | |
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| Uncle Ned's head popped off and revealed himself to be the Cobra Commander from GI Joe. Then he died. I think it was because he had sex with giraffes, but I don't have all the data yet. | |
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| I forgot about the toaster but it was okay because that crazy actor-guy Vincent Gallo came to my rescue and pummelled the toaster to death with a prehensile hemorrhoid. | |
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| (Rubber underwear is very chic in Taiwan) | |
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