"Mercedes hires a soldier to help with her day to day"
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| "I've got a meal to cook, I've got 15 pounds of laundry and then dishes" | |
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| "No problem Mercedes, I'm an Army Ranger I can handle this, let's go" | |
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| "Then I have to bathe the dog, cut his hair and feed him." | |
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| "Then the ironing begins, gotta get the kids inside, make them shower, deal with my asshole boyfriend on the phone, console my gay friend, call my crazy friend..." | |
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