bradfordknights  

son, i bought this cool kit for your car, let's go install it

oh no, dad, not another one of your 'cool' things. what is it?

it's a cool third tail light. it will make your car so hip. all the new cars will be having them.

but dad, i drive a tan 1984 ford tempo.

come on, i'll help you.

great, a third tail light to match my three nipples.