Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
Chuckbeard the Pirate! You salty dog, you! How ya been?
Oh, crap. It's Cowboy Stan. I thought he died in 2004. No, wait. That was the Marlboro Man.
How're Glenda and the boys? Glenda still givin' you hell about the lootin' and pillagin'?
Ever since I gave up the rapin', she's been quite supportive, actually.
That's quite progressive of her.
I have to be honest with you, Stan. If I get caught up in a conversation with you, I will have to suppress a strong urge to break out into tears. Can we just nod and go about our separate ways?