Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
I'm not interesting.
My God, are you ever not interesting.
Neither, however, are you.
My youth and willingness to dispose of my income on useless garbage makes me interesting, at least temporarily, in a society that equates "popular culture" with "culture."
Even Macaulay Culkin grew old, as these two idiots would soon realize.
By the time you hit 30, you'll be completely passe.
Fine by me. I can't stand myself, so imagine how I feel about those who pander to me? By the way, have you ever seen "Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag"? It's on Showtime 2 tonight. Joe Pesci rocks.