brianvargo

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As a longtime dumb jerk, I am pleased to present a series of incisive, compelling, occasionally heart-rending vignettes casting light on my fellow dumb jerks, via the medium of the tri-panel comic strip. I feel that this comic art best allows me to express myself as both a raconteur and a social critic. By reading Dumb Jerks, I hope that you learn a little bit about life, love, and the beauty of existence. Jerks.

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Dumb Jerks

by brianvargo
10-24-11


	Jesus, Steve. Do you really have to carry that cat around everywhere?


	I feel less than whole without him, Stan.


	It is extremely unhealthy to have so codependent a relationship with a human being, let alone a freakin' cat.


	I'm 57 years old with a weak heart and a hairpiece that makes Ronald McDonald wince. I think I'm entitled to hold my cat if it makes me happy, Stan.


	Sometimes I am cruel to you simply because I know you'll always forgive me.


	You complete me, Stan.

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