brianvargo

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As a longtime dumb jerk, I am pleased to present a series of incisive, compelling, occasionally heart-rending vignettes casting light on my fellow dumb jerks, via the medium of the tri-panel comic strip. I feel that this comic art best allows me to express myself as both a raconteur and a social critic. By reading Dumb Jerks, I hope that you learn a little bit about life, love, and the beauty of existence. Jerks.

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Dumb Jerks

by brianvargo
10-31-11


	What are you dressing up as for Halloween, Caitlyn?


	A girl who gets severe migraines every time you open your mouth.


	A stuck-up slice of bitchcake, then?


	With butter-cream frosting, yes.


	It's an improvement over the costume you wore last year.


	You mean girl who wants to pierce her eardrums with a freshly sharpened pencil every time I hear your voice? I got that idea from your mom.

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