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| Dan, let me tell you why to never piss off a Soccer Mom. They're brutal, trust me, I know. They can tear a man apart. | |
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| Those mini-vans are equipped to take on a Sherman Tank! And the true Soccer Mom will replace it every three years! Regardless of condition! | |
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| Soccer Mom's are the reason Vietnam ended! They were all like, "Bring my man home! Grrr!" | |
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