Sir, intelligence has reported that a diety from a parallel dimension is syphoning psychic energy from you and it's bleeding into their comic universe.
Who is behind this dasterdly plan?
He calls himself Random Comic Layout Guy.
Seriously? We've scrapped the bottom of the barrel so much that we're left with mashing up with other comic strippers?
Yup.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.