RAWR! I'm Michael and I'm going to kill teenagers when I get out for reasons that aren't extremely clear, but no one will care cause there will be titties involved!
As your doctor, I must advise that you're just a douchebag who couldn't handle puberty. I mean look at you, you're not even in the right mask, dumbass. Just sayin!
pt III
3 MORE DAYS TIL HALLOWEEN! HALLOWEEN! HALLOWEEN!
Did the writers of this movie forgo the usual scripting process and instead engage in a massive scatological circle jerk on quaaludes?