Wow. Jenny. Is that really you? You look as beautiful as the day we...
I had your baby then gave it up for adoption.
YOU WHAT???
I had your baby, then gave it up for adoption, but then I had a change of heart. So I kidnapped our baby back and I did a DNA test and found out that she's not only yours but I AM ALSO YOUR SISTER!!
Um...
Just kidding. HA! I'm such a jokester and you fell for it, Mr. LAME-O! Haha. No, but seriously I am your sister.
