Wait! I was JUST at RCLG's office! NOW where the hell am I??
This is Planet RCL. You have to wait until the random functions of the planet bring you to where you want to go. You may arrive at your destination in the next few minutes. Or you may never arrive.
Yeah, fuck that shit. OK, BOYS! Time for plan B! Beam my ass up!
Wait! Did I mention that I'm related to Richard Gere?