I'm sorry, old chap, but there seems to be / A series of platitudes you have slung at me / And now I must leave, do you understand? / And why's there a fucking fish on my hand?
Uh... um... J Q V X and Z!
"...and Z?"
We just used all the letters in the alphabet, used an unusual word, AND we rhymed part of it! And now for the punchline...
Yum.
I was told they would Photoshop something in for the last panel. I can't see it. Is it tasteful?