But sir, please. He's my long lost father! I have to see him!
No way. Uh uh.
I was born... alone... in a bowl full of water... flushed by society... into darkness I drown... poor.... forgotten.... poop bacon.
Look kid, you can tell me all kinds of stories all day long, but the fact of the matter is this: You're not going to see him. No matter what you say I'm not letting you in to see Rosie O'Donnell.
