Honestly, Donald. I don't know why you insist on following me everywhere I go.
Sugar bear, you know it's for your own good.
But that's what we have the secret service for.
Now, my little honey blossom, you know that Trump security is the best security in the world. If anyone's gunna shield you with their body, it'll be the Don!
I'm trying to swallow some dick in here!
Wait, I thought you just signed a bill making that illegal, Mike?
