Attention, Alt-Shoppers. Bargains start on aisle 5 where you'll find all the guns. Don't worry. They're easy to find next to the lumber and gasoline section...
Shit, it's White Friday!
Welcome to Alt-Right Burger, where all our cows are humanely gassed for non-violent consumption. May I take your order?
Hold on. Let's see. Not sure if I want to go with the Anti-Monkey Bread or the Fuck Jewsburger.
OH GOD! SAY IT AGAIN! SAY IT AGAIN!
HITLER WAS A SUPERIOR SPECIMEN OF MAN AND DONALD TRUMP IS HIS LOVE CHI- UUUUGGGHHH.... what a world........ what a world.......