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Disclaimer: All jokes pertaining to my friends are in good nature. Where else can I find people who shag 15 year old strippers, or stick quarters in their nose, only to have them surgically removed with pliers? My friends are the greatest (and that's being truthful) Additionally, any resemblence of the "Quest for the Female Orgasm" series to my actual romance/sex life is coincidental at best and grossly optomistic at worst. If anything, it should try to explain all those odd couples you see walking around college campuses and shopping malls throughout America. Okay, maybe my work DOES resemble the time I dated Shakira and Natalie Portman at the same time (shhh, they don't know about it). What is the point of QFTFO? Hehehe, sucker, there is no point. I do mean some of the stuff I say in there but don't read too much into it. Just when you think it's getting serious, it's not. Just enjoy, folks :)

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Quest for the Female Orgasm (Ch 4 "Malice")

by burkencsu
1-04-03

Dirk Diggler comes back to the US to ask a lesbian about the female orgasm.


	I need you to tell me where I can find the female orgasm.


	Seek ye true love. Only then will you discover the female orgasm.


	All I have to do is find true love? Well that makes it MUCH easier. How can I ever repay you?


	You can start by giving me one of those sex toys you packed.


	Oh. So you want the jackrabbit?


	That's a kid's toy. I want the sybian.

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