Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  burkencsu  

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Disclaimer: All jokes pertaining to my friends are in good nature. Where else can I find people who shag 15 year old strippers, or stick quarters in their nose, only to have them surgically removed with pliers? My friends are the greatest (and that's being truthful) Additionally, any resemblence of the "Quest for the Female Orgasm" series to my actual romance/sex life is coincidental at best and grossly optomistic at worst. If anything, it should try to explain all those odd couples you see walking around college campuses and shopping malls throughout America. Okay, maybe my work DOES resemble the time I dated Shakira and Natalie Portman at the same time (shhh, they don't know about it). What is the point of QFTFO? Hehehe, sucker, there is no point. I do mean some of the stuff I say in there but don't read too much into it. Just when you think it's getting serious, it's not. Just enjoy, folks :)
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by burkencsu
1-04-03
Dirk Diggler also decides to fuck, erm, I mean see other people.
I had a really great time tonight, how bout you?
I do appreciate that you paid and opened the doors for me, the traditional favors afforded an old-fashioned woman...
Yet, at the same time, I do like that you respect me as a woman of the 21st century. Strange, huh?
It's not strange, it's a double standard! You can't have it both ways!
But still, you did treat me to a good date at your expense...let's shag!
I should have just hired a hooker. Oh well, can't argue with hot sex!
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