Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  burt_reynolds  
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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by burt_reynolds
11-20-03
Yes, you are the killer, Sir Stinks-A-Lot, but the real killer is Big Tobacco. Think about it philosophically: a gun cannot fire itself...
Fan-tastic! Well, if you'll pardon me, a bored suburban high school kid wants to stuff marijuana in my asshole and smoke me in his stepfather's Chevette.
Time for me to jump over the smoking crater that is my marriage with my bike.
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