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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Evel Knievel, P.I. vs. John Fogerty, CCR

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03


	Well, if it isn't my old nemesis, former Creedence Clearwater Revival frontman and current independent detective John Fogerty.


	Funny I should run into you, crime-fighting Evel Knievel, being that I just had my penis inside your wife.


	Not much of a detective, are you, Fogerty, or you would have noticed she's a lesbian now. Shouldn't you be screwing your former bandmates out of royalties?


	Your lesbian wife was right, Knievel - a magnifying glass won't do the trick. I'll have to call the university and get the electron microscope down here...


	That does sound like something my wife would say...

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