burt_reynolds
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Evel Knievel, P.I.: BEYOND!!!

by burt_reynolds
11-21-03


	You don't happen to have a time travel machine?


	I sure do, in my sleep chambers. I built it myself. See, the trick is, you have to view time as a series of strings, much like a harp, and if you can figure out a way to...


	That's top drawer, really. You said it was in your room? Hmm. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to... uh... drop a deuce...


	By all means.

Four hours later.


	He's not coming back. Just like dad.

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