Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  burt_reynolds  
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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by burt_reynolds
11-21-03
Evel Kneivel finds himself face to face with... HIMSELF, and HIMSELF feeling man-love for himself
Here's the problem: We are now a paradox, and therefore, cannot exist within the same space. Haven't you read Hawking's essays? Haven't you seen what happens to Ron Silver in Timecop?
You know I have.
Well, by inserting your penis in me, it would actually wreck the space-time continuum...
And to think that Republicans believe homosexuality will only wreck marriage.
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