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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Kelsey Grammer, Master of Disguise

by burt_reynolds
11-24-03


	You've done a good job, Grammer, but we have to pull the plug on the operation.


	But Sarge, I'm getting so close I can taste it!


	Tell the boys upstairs. Seems they've been working on a case for years that is going to be ruined if you get any deeper.


	Look on the bright side: you won't have to poop your pants anymore to keep up appearances.


	*If only I could stop... if only I could...*

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